About Me
(the magic wand will take you back)
Hey there.
I'm Jordan, and I'm here to unveil the mesmerizing tapestry of my wild and wonderful life. At 28 years young, I'm fearlessly taking on the role of a parent, navigating the delightful chaos of elementary school with my amazing little humans by my side.
Oh, let me share a secret that adds an extra layer of depth to my life story: I've earned the official BPD (Borderline Personality Disorder) badge, a unique piece of my beautifully complex puzzle.
As I dive deeper into the fascinating world of psychology, I find myself geeking out over the pages of the DSM-5, exploring the intricate workings of the human mind. And would you believe it? The captivating Myers-Briggs test has given me an intriguing INFJ-A label, illuminating the intriguing dynamics of my personality.
But let's rewind the story to my childhood days, where resilience was my armor in the face of a narcissistic mama drama. Those early challenges fueled my determination to break free from toxic patterns, leading me on a brave path of self-discovery. At 19, I summoned the courage to escape that circus and carve out my own destiny.
In the tangled web of fate, I found myself entwined in a whirlwind romance with someone cut from the same cloth. A decade of highs and lows unfolded, immersing me in profound lessons about love, vulnerability, and the intricate tapestry of relationships.
Ah, but behold the shimmering silver lining! Certificates for days, my friend. I proudly bear the marks of the Nurturing Parent Program, parenting classes, anger management, and domestic violence counseling. These experiences have sculpted me into the resilient and compassionate soul I am today. Believe me, I've earned my street cred.
So, won't you join me on this mesmerizing expedition through life's labyrinth? Together, we'll embrace resilience, savor the laughter amidst the chaos, and glean wisdom from every twist and turn. The path may not always be smooth, but with audacious courage and unwavering authenticity, we shall conquer each challenge that beckons.
Together, let us embark on a heart-stirring journey of self-discovery, personal growth, and the relentless pursuit of joy. It is amidst shared moments of resilience and connection that life's truest magic lies, and I cannot wait to share this enchanting journey with you. Welcome aboard!